Sunday, April 7, 2013

how can i grow my eyebrows out


I have a younger brother He's 8 years younger than me and also about 80x cooler than me. One of those kids who gets like 100+ likes on every Instagram picture he posts. I'm over here averaging 12.

Anyway, the other day my brother tells me it looks like I have shaved half of my eyebrows off.

You can imagine how I reacted. Over-tweezing is the adult equivalent of cutting your own bangs as a little girl.



So here is what Google tells me: I'm not allowed to pluck or tweeze for 6-8 weeks.

6-8 weeks....!?!

I tried rationalizing with myself.

'I could totally rock a Cara Delevingne look for a while.'



That just wasn't in the cards for me. My 6-8 week eyebrow growth journey can be summarized as follows:

minus the parrot & artistic talent

minus the hit HBO show & Golden Globe

minus the dog tag & chill attitude



Monday, April 1, 2013

how do i start a blog


So. I'm addicted to Google searches.

In order to keep up with the inexplicable things I feel like I need to know the answer to, I decided to create a blog. I might be insane.

 Enjoy.


me, everyday